Fuck da context In this thread, snippets drawn without explanation from a greater whole.
CRAFTS! During the last hear I have learned to use many tools and materials that I previously thought to be way out of my league. Hand held rotary tools are easier to use than a knife, acrylic paints get surprisingly high-quality results, and using stencils makes up for the lack of drawing skills. I am regularly astonished by what I can do, so I thought I'd make a thread for crafting you can do at home.
What have you made? What materials/methods would you recommend? What have you planned? Discuss.
Ya es hora
Dreams and Lucid shit In this thread we discuss everything dream related while I shill the lucid dreams concept like there's no tomorrow.
Dreams don't need to be pony related. >What is a Lucid Dream? A dream where you are aware of the fact that you are dreaming. >Why should I care? Dreams are cool. Being Lucid inside them allows you to better experience them, and alter their content to your likings if you want. >What can be done in a Lucid Dream? Literally anything. You people know your dreams, you dream weird, incoherent shit every day. Lucid dreams simply allow you to interact with the dream. You can make stuff appear, change people's behavior, fly, etc. You can even change the scenario itself. You can change everything. >How does one achieve it? There are multiple ways, each one with its pros and its cons. All of them are easy and most only require like 5 minutes a day. I'll expand onf this if people are interested. >Why are you creating this thread and shilling lucid dreams Because I just woke up from one. Also, I always see posts with >mfw your waifu will never x around, and I can't help but think this shit would help you to fufill these autistic desires. I'm on my way to achieve that and I wanted to share the thing.
Today's experience was short, but like all lucid dreams, rewarding. I was able to control myself and I've tried to warp into ponyland, appearing in a generic public pool instead, don't know why.
Why was it rewarding if I wasn't able to do what I wanted? Being lucid in a dream isn't common for me. Achieving lucidity it's a reward itself. And I was able to teleport! And fly for some seconds, before I woke up. I've achieved yet another dream in wich I was able to gain certain control over the dream land, and change it.
That's another step in the right direction. I'm getting there, people.
Farts Time for a fresh, new thread! Post pictures and stories related to ponies farting here. This thread is strictly about flatulence. Please keep scat in an appropriate thread! Thank you. The previous thread is here below. https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/257239.html
My reaction whenever someone complains about me making a thread they don't like.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
1 Corinthians 13:13.
one of my favorite bible verses... and one i feel is the most important in my life.
...you're not a bad pony. you never have been bad. i think, i have always told you that, even when we have been at our greatest levels of disagreement.
i find it very admirable that you would see that which maybe could be improve, and have a genuine will to improve.
it is... not easy sometimes to step up and do something like that.
...take the regret, and turn it into positive action. Your only vice, i have felt, was being abrasive in your point making. The anonymous posting... the arguing. that must go, and in its place must come a genuine love, and patience.
these things too, i know you can do... because that is who you are, and it is the anonthony i have known.
i will pledge too, myself, to improve. perhaps more than anypony, i have a long journey in this direction to walk.
#Mature With the anthro and humanized horse threads being a thing I figured we could use a general horse-fuckery (I'm witty and fun at parties, I know) thread for the sake of completion. The difference between this and already existing ones being that there's no set theme like the horsecock or fat pony ones for example so just fo whatever.
#Mature ITT: Anthro horses just because
#Mature Twilight thread. No anthro. Nothing extreme.
#Mature do you guys know where one might purchase a neko/cat tail dildo/vibrator?a friend of mine was wondering...
MURICA! It's been said that Americans don't know much about the rest of the world, but I just realized what that means. The reason Americans tolerate so many problems unique to them is that they think they're normal.
In most first world countries, gun crimes are relatively rare. Prisons are not rape-factories forcefully recruiting more members for violent gangs. Police shooting dogs, let alone people is extremely rare and always investigated throughoutly.
Free healthcare is a rule rather than exception, and the America's current system of insurances is literally the worst, least cost-efficient healthcare system in the whole world. Social security pays for itself multiple times over in reduced crime rates and general well-being of the populace, and public education makes sure all children grow up with the skills and knowledge for a good, honest life.
And finally, no other country treats war as casually as America does. Soldier is not just another job like doctor or firefighter, and signing up to kill people on foreign soil is not heroic or praiseworthy. In most of the world war is seen as a time of horror and tragedy, while America has been at wars around the world for the last hundred years! War is never considered normal, and no one would even consider spending 600 billion on military.
TL:DR: Americans think their way is the best, because they don't know other ways exist.
Furry Fridays#Mature New thread.
Sorry to whoever deleted the last one, but I just realised I'm a drunken retard who didn't mature tag it (and again to the anon who said he'd make the next one, but it's time for fap)...
Cheese leg i want to cum inside queen cheese
Does this still work?
Babs thread? Babs thread
#Mature Furry fridays
furry fridays general 2#Mature Wow 1000 images thats a lot of porn
Now there is no need to imagine just how much the National Security Agency can find out about your on-line activities. If you have ever done anything on the internet, they've scanned it and held it for up to 45 days under existing law.
Someone is cutting fiber optic cables that make up the internet trunk lines in and out of San Francisco. I was affected by this outage. Maybe they were doing us all a favor.
Diaper Thread#Mature /mlp/'s got scruffed. So we setup shop here now.
Pony Piss Porn Thread #Uhhh...4 I think#Mature Um…let's see…come here to post images, gifs, stories, etc. of ponies, anthro ponies, or even humanized ponies, urinating, wetting, engaging in watersports and/or golden showers, drinking pee, etc.
All writebros are eagerly welcome, we need new blood in here, we thankfully have one amazing writefriend who writes for both here and the scat thread. Also feel free to dump your collection of pony piss porn pictures. We really appreciate it (all four-six of us, lol).
Using a name because I'm gonna post something brief I wrote in the next post(s) to get things going.
Notice: Please do not post scat here, we have a separate thread for that because a lot of people who enjoy piss do NOT like scat:
Oh, and please don't spoil any images, we already have the Mature tag.
Horsecock Worship General#Mature might as well get the balls rolling~
#Mature >not loving the wink
tfw you will never get to suck and lick on that plump winking clit
Any word for vanilla ponies? Sites like derpibooru have tags for anthros and humanized ponies, but how do I search for just ordinary, show-accurate quadruped ponies? In theory you could use minus signs to block out some tags, but there's still cosplays, guns, cars and so many other things under the name of each pony that it's pretty much impossible to find just vanilla ponies that way.
cock rating thread#Mature Post and rate each others cocks in this thread. Let's find out which ponychanner has the nicest dick.
Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy (CYOA)#Mature Continuing from >>363505, since that thread hit the bump limit.
This is "Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy", a CYOA story about exactly what it says on the tin. It was originally titled "Purple Pony's Puzzling Pregnancy", until the puzzle was solved.
If you're too lazy to read through all of that, here's a spoiler-rific summary of the main plot points thus far:
I lied. Sorry, no shortcuts here. Just put on your big kid pants and read the damn thing. Things will run more smoothly if everyone is on the same page and we don't have people bringing up questions or suggestions that have already been addressed earlier in the story. Yeah, it's long, but if you don't feel like reading, a CYOA thread probably isn't for you.
Now that the story out of the way, let's go over the workings of the thread itself.
This thread is marked as #Mature to keep our options open, but the story so far has been work-safe.
I try to make decisions in the story based off of consensus in the thread, so you're encouraged to talk and strategize amongst yourselves. However, I try not to allow this policy to cause the thread to stagnate. If someone posts a suggestion, and no one else responds within 24 hours, I'll start writing a new update based off of that suggestion (possibly with a longer wait time for big decisions). If the discussion is active but doesn't seem to be moving towards consensus, I'll pick my favorite suggestion.
I'll try to aim for at least one update a week, but stuff in meatspace sometimes gets in the way, and I'm not gonna go all "Lesson Zero" to try to force something out by a deadline. If there's a long delay and the new update hasn't come out, don't worry; I'm probably not dead; I might just be busy. Or maybe I have writer's block, I'm having trouble getting into a writing mood, but I'm not going to abandon this story without telling you. It may also be that none of the replies actually addressed what to do next; try reading the end of the last update and make sure all of the questions posed have been fully addressed.
That's about it. See the following post for the continuation of the story.
last night I had a dream that there was some kind of Ponychan convention and the mods were there and one of them flipped their shit and said they hated /anon/ and wanted to delete it and everyone started arguing
w-we're not actually in danger, are we guys?
Vidya What vidya have you been playing recently /anon/?
This is on sale digitally for the 360 for a mere five bucks today, and since I have already beaten and enjoyed the previous one (Arkham Asylum) I figured I'd snatch it.
I've gotten a little ways into it, it's more of the same, but pretty fun. I'm not even a major Batman fan, but these games are great. Beating the shit out of hordes of freak thugs is satisfying as hell. Also gliding and swinging around the grim city is fun too.
Video game thread
Dips Padded Pones?
Showers#Mature It ain't easy being clean.
Any kind of quotes--quotes from celebrities, quotes you heard from someone IRL; motivational quotes, inspirational quotes, philosophical quotes, just plain interesting quotes. I'll start: >We spend our whole lives being careful and following rules, just so we can make it safely to death.
#mature Let's have a thread for best pony/anthro/humanized asses.
Anal Penetration Thread#Mature TOTAL PLOT DOMINATION!?!
Idea of new MLP stuff (and games) web storage Greetings, everypony. I haven't found any good site where all games and programs related to mlp are stored. So I've decided to make my own site, with a good search engine and easy tags to find the thing you might be looking for. I'm not going to make it a colorful popular web storage, just a simple html pages. I want to do that so that none of mlp stuff get lost forever. Unfortunately, this idea has visited my mind only a few days ago. If somebody decided to do it in, for example, 2011, then maybe not so many good games would be lost as they are now.
P.S. sorry for my language. I'm not a native speaker.
looking for help Hi everypony. I've been a fan of mlp for about 4 years now. Wow, it really has been that long. I've just been thinking a lot lately about what I've done as a brony. It has dawned on me as of late that I haven't contributed to the fandom in any way whatsoever, and I wonder if that has made my devotion of time to this show and all the content surrounding it a gigantic waste of time. I have seen every single episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I know every meme, I've seen countless analysis and review videos whether they be by digibro, tommy oliver, antony c, etc., I've read plenty of fanfictions, seen a bunch of fan animations, watched all the documentaries, the list goes on. The problem is that I have literally contributed nothing to the fandom, and I often wonder if I even can. I wouldn't know where to start if I wanted to create an oc, I don't feel like I have anything unique and interesting to say about any episodes or anything, I'm not an artist or a musician, I don't feel like I have anything to bring to the table even if I tried. I really don't know what to do at this point. I feel like I'm exactly what bronies have strived so hard to prove that they're not: a lazy, unimaginative, basement dwelling loser. I feel helpless. I don't even know if posting this will do anything. I know that this community is full of intelligent and creative as well as caring and compassionate people, and I'm just looking for help from a community that is built on the principles of love and tolerance. I don't know, I could go on and on about this, but I guess I'll just stop here. If anyone has any advice, please share it with me. Thank you.
Black Veil Brides is a true metal band. Bands like Slayer is poser metal.
#Mature traps? :3
/chat/ will rise again Get in here faggots
you wanna, use pornysona images & use this button in the link
Is Fiesta Equestria worth going to? Come on guys I need everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE who has go to this or any other convention to respond. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME!! Its coming up soon and I cant decide.
Guys, I don't know if I want to fuck or murder her
Suicide Have you ever tried to kill yourself? If you ever had suicidal thoughts, then what stopped you from actually killing yourself? If you tried to do this, but was rescued - would you try it again? What do you think about this permanent solution? >tl;dr Why live? I need answers because of reasons.
In which we discuss our 4chan bans My IP changed about a month ago. Just noticed this. I managed to get banned for not posting anything at all :D
In other news, apparantly /g/ and /int/ go all the way back to 2013. And you thought this board was slow!
Satyr Porn#mature >What is a 'Satyr Porn' thread about? A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the porn and fapfics about these fuckable creatures.
Cum Inflation#Mature Because who doesn't love a bit, or should I say, a lot of cum?
#Mature Via request of AustroSpike.
Let's have us an artistic real porn thread.
Too much disgusting cartoon shit here.
A HORSE thread Ponies are fucking overrated
There's a monster posting among us right now, and he has to be stopped.
Here's what happened
Promptly Post Pony Pussy, Please.#Mature Plumper preferred.
What if human Derpy lifts her shirt and her boobs point in totally different directions?
Alright /anon/, you/we've been dead lately, so let's try to spice things up.
ITT: Post whatever you want--any image or subject (within the rules of the board, obviously). Let's see if we can generate some good discussion or humor that is less common.
Only rules: Don't turn this into just another porn or RP thread.
>tfw you want to fap, but you're out of lube >tfw if you had a time machine, you'd beat the shit out of the cock-doc that snipped your dick I had a baby penis, and it was perfect! Perfect in every way!
Right here, right now motherfucker. You're making a 50.000 - 100.000 dollar Indiegogo campaign to fund a decent episode. 50k for 10 minutes, 100k for 20 minutes. 200k, 300k, for 2 extra episodes. You tell that little bitch Lauren Faust to complete her Galaxy Girls and MLP bullshit. If everybody sees her name on the crowdfund campaign then they'll throw their wallets like rabid animals.
A Continuation of `Of Colts and Foals'#Mature Welcome to the revival of `Of Colts and Foals'. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this story, it can be found at the following address:
It's the beginning of the 8th day, since arriving in Ponyville for the seemingly boring job of reperation from the Ursa Minor attack and encroaching on a certain purple unicorn's experiment that would change the lives of Ponyvillians forever.
I'm not at all certain how the story was being written, but I'll try to continue this CYOA in the best way I can.
Here's the last block of the story so far: >You excuse yourself for the evening, thanking Mayor Mare for her time >You leave the two with each other, as they begin chating about… economics or something once more. >You though, had a pink pony to attend to >You make you way to sugar cube corner, and although it was closing time, the cakes let you in when you mentioned you were a friend of pinkies >You smirk widely as the round earth pony is still tied up where you left her >Pinkie's eyes go wide, and she smiles when she sees you, as you get up on the bed with her. >She giggles a lot as you kiss her, and rub her taunt middle, smiling at you >She said she was worried you forgot about her, and was being a good broodmother, she didn't struggle or anything! >You just smirk, giving your pet a peck on the cheek, before resting your head down next to her >You could smell the need of Pinkie's sex, you knew it would be driving her crazy, but she needed to be put in her place >So for tonight, she'd have to rest, tormented by her sexual urges unable to do anything while you slept nearby >Needless to say she didn't do well, and she was contently struggling at her bindings all night >You though slept like a foal, throughout all the noise and movements.
You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!
Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.
Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.
The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I’m not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.
“Game over fucker” and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said “what’s funny faggot!” and he said, “read the first word of all the last paragraphs.”
So, what happen with pennychan?
Gee, it sure is boring around here!
So long and thanks for all the fish. This will be the only post I've ever made on ponychan.
I don't know where I'm going now, but it sure as hell won't be here.
>a horn? >you have a horn, anon?
Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem, quia cum probatus fuerit, accipiet coronam vitae.
Corruption Thread Ladies and Gentleman, it has been too long.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite ponies explored the dark side of their world- Dark magic, changelings, corporations, death, crazy women, cocoons, evil of all varieties, drugs, and fridge horror? Then this is the thread for you!
Alternate/What if versions#Mature Well, third times the charm xP Still, gotta say the rules on the homepage needs to be updated, considered they're currently incorrect to what I just got told. Anyhow: second time on this site, and read what I could of the rules, but as they seem outdated, if anything is done incorrectly, I will blame confusing layouts xD
Either case, just thought it could be neat with a thread posting alternative or "what if?" versions of either an artists work, or a theme in general :P
And as Derpi's onwer (TheSmilingPony) can't stand well endowed women and breaks the site rules by going "I am the law!" and ignores them for the purpose of removing any females that doesn't conform to their personal bias, this site seemed like a better place to start such collection at :P
Similar, it can't be on e621, because while Atryl encourage edits of their work, they likewise find women disgusting unless they got loli physique, so that's the only DNP type of edit of their work on e621 for "marketing purposes" apparently, as they don't want people thinking they know how to draw vulvae. So while they both prefer males with nice curves, that's none of my business, so I thought as said we could just pile up some neat alt/what if works here where it won't bother either of them.
As I at least find it interesting to know how most art would look if the artist either went all the way effort wise, or if they put said effort in the opposite areas ;3
Anyhow, for those that don't know much about female anatomy, thought I'd do a quick FYI: They can become between 0-15 cm long naturally. (Labia wise, for humans) Vagina is exclusively the inner tubing up to the cervix, the whole package is called vulva. Average on around 2-4.
The edits I made explore what if the effort in these were reversed, aka: put into female genitals instead of exclusively male. Likewise, made the female ones huge while the male ones tiny :3
How much worse is your life because you saw ponies?
I came back to MLPchan after a long while out of curiousity to see what damage the merger with Ponychan caused, and then I see that when they merged, the went with the name Ponychan instead of MLPChan.
That was the wrong fucking name. You picked the name with unholy amounts of bad things attached to it.
You fucked up, and admittedly, so did I. I should have never come back here.
Horse imageboards are as dead to me as the show is.
The highway was approaching the Zenith Bridge, the glorious white arch that ran from bluff to bluff over the Hoofington River looking quite breathtaking as I drew closer. The encampment that the Reapers had set up on this side was now abandoned, the craters and blasted holes a testament to the war with the Steel Rangers. I could still smell the faint tang of cordite. Slowly, I made my way along the stone span, which had clearly been molded with unicorn magic; the whole thing was virtually seamless.
I haven't been here in years. Is Moony still a massive faggot?
Horsecuck Worship General#Mature Celebrate their contributions to the gene pool.
Every horsecuck equal, every horsecuck loved.
"Hey, Gilda. You ready? We're going bowling."
How long have you known this colt? What, a couple weeks? Thinking about it, that's kind of concerning. But hey, he's a good pony. Chases thieves. Doesn't really do much other than hang around the house and pester you about going somewhere, though. What, does he think you'll grow roots or something?
You're walking down the street in front of your house. It's about…two in the afternoon. Dawn's trotting along next to you. He drapes a wing over your shoulders. It's soft.
NUDIST THREAD#Mature If you have clothes, get the fuck out
>This image has been removed from Derpibooru >This image was deleted by a member of the Derpibooru administration team for the following reason: >Yeaah, no.
Sneezing Ponies? What do you think of them?
LOOKIT so i was poking around dA when i found this datponeenthusiast90.deviantart.com/art/Decibelle-and-Gingerroot-Episode-1-Pilot-537543418 if you can get past the script format its actually not that bad
so... uhh, what are you supposed to do after you just had a full dream about fucking your mom to climax?
Anyone up for a cringe thread?
#Mature Post images of the characters being conceived
#Mature >you're walking through the hallways of canterlot high in the morning before the first bell >another boring day you wish you weren't here >that's when you see it >that hair of bright red and yellow, like a fire that burns as hot as her beautiful slim figure, bent over and fussing with things in her locker on the bottom row >you've got some time before class starts >might as well have some fun >you walk up behind her, not changing your pace of walking in order to not catch her attention >with an open palm, you deliver a swift but playful slap towards the seat of her skirt, smacking her toned behind >you hear her gasp, visibly shaken from the sudden contact >she pulls her head out of the locker, a fierce scorn on her face >it disappears when she realizes its you, and its replaced with a warm smile >"A-Anon! You shouldn't sneak up on me like that" >you tell her that you like surprising her when she's least expecting it >you see her wiggle her hips in excitement as you're speaking to her >you can feel your dick starting to get rigid >you slip your hand down her hip, moving your finger down to the edge of her skirt >you can barely hear it, but an audible whine escapes her throat as she's biting her bottom lip >"okay okay, fine; not here though!" >she slams her locker shut, grabs you by the wrist and yanks you through the hallway in a hurry >you find yourself in a vacant, dead end hallway of lockers >she loves coming to this area of the school; it's like her own little hide out >with no one around, she turns toward you, her chest rising and falling as she breathes excitedly >you immediately advance toward her, p[inning her against the wall with an aggressive kiss >you can feel her hot breath escaping through her nostrils against your face, while your tongue invades her lips and molests her own tongue >your hands move down past her skirt, lifting it up and exposing her fair skinned hips >you feel her mouth tense up for a moment, but it relents and she continues kissing you, no intent of stopping your advances >your hand pulls the seat of her panties away, and your hand snakes its way inside >you trace your finger against the canyon of her tight ass >you push your index finger forward, finding your mark >that tight little crater between those two firm cheeks >once you've made contact, you break your kiss >she suddenly moans out with the break from your mouth, before catching herself and squeezing her mouth shut >she blushes brightly >"Anon! You know I can't control how loud I am when you do that..." >you know; you just like to hear her make that sound anyway >while your finger digs into her anus, she pushes her mouth against your shoulder, to keep herself quiet >your middle finger reaches downwards, just barely touching the end of her pussy >you can feel some wetness building up >you push your hips into her, letting your bulge press firmly between her thighs just to tease her >you look to your right, toward the light of the end of the hallway >apparently you two aren't alone >one boy is watching you >that boy with the blue hair and the red jacket >looks like he's growling at you >didn't she used to date him at one point? >his eyes look a little shiny >is he trying not to cry? >what a faggot >you tilt your head up while looking at him, as she continues to moan into your shoulder, completely unaware she's being watched >that's right loser; I'm fucking her now >she loves it >she's not using me to get popular >she wants something from me that she never wanted you for >deal with it >the first bell rings, and he takes off running >she removes her mouth from your shoulder, and swats your hand away from her backside >pulling her skirt down to its proper place, she lets out a groan >"Dammit anon; now I'm gonna have to go through the whole day with wet panties!" >you shrug innocently as she shakes her head >she leans in and plants a kiss on your ear, before running her tongue against the lobe >she draws back and then scampers off to class >you watch that ass bounce away before she turns the corner >you yourself waltz into the open hallway, ready to take on the day >like she said, she's gonna be sitting through class with wet panties throughout the whole day >the hardness of her seat pressing it against her open slit >rubbing her thighs together in need >thinking of you >wishing the day would hurry up and end, so you and she can meet up and finish what you started >you start to remember that Canterlot High can be a pretty cool place sometimes
Browser/Software Ponies #26 "We need more sexy fillies edition"
You better not post any foalcon. You know that shit's not allowed, you monster.
I can't stand any of my neighbors I live in the suburbs in the South in a cookie-cutter town. All the houses look exactly alike but the people don't. All of the families on my block are creepy.
There is a balding fat guy who lives right behind me. He has been divorced for some time, has poor hygiene and is obsessed with his ex but wonders why women don't like him. He also flirts in really creepy ways. The guy a couple houses down from him is the opposite and seems nice but has a severe speech impediment and the few times I have understood anything he says it has been either really smart or absolutely perverted. Then there's a super right-wing gun nut. I actually feel sorry for him because his wife has been cheating on him and he is in denial because his son looks absolutely nothing like him. He is self-employed but gets almost no business. His son's best friend might be gay, but that boy's dad has no idea because he's so consumed with his job working for a crooked womanizer; I think the guy cares more about his disgusting old dog than his son. Whenever his son is interested in something he either dismisses it as too feminine or takes over an entire project. His wife is an annoying pseudo-intellectual snob that I CANNOT STAND to be around because she makes things up to seem smart even if she knows I've researched whatever we're talking about. A teenage girl lives with them and is the EPITOME of that type of girl that's very sexually active while also a devout Christian. She isn't very smart at all and has a really annoying high-pitched voice. Her boyfriend died in a freak accident months ago and she claims to have seen his angel in their yard. The most normal family on the block is an uppity but very nice Asian family. All in all, I want to move.
Ya es hora
#Mature hai, /anon/s, straight from the depths of /oat/, and here by anon request, i have decided to model my diaper for you! it feels real comfy-cozy. i feel like i can do anything!
how jealous r u, /anon/s?
Ya es hora
Post literal fanwanking#Mature Celestia and Luna are really a horse and a miniature horse with the equine version of a midget fetish. Every time Celestia is called a "pony", she starts to go into full on Molestia mode. The reason Twilight and Cadence became post-op alicorns was because Celestia and Luna felt they were the best ponies to share their fetish with. They now all circle-jerk to pony porn once every week.
Like my trucks? I have them to make up for my small dick.
I feel this is going to spawn a lot of hate art, if it hasn't already
Should this be mature?
Sweetie Belle is legal in human years.
Doesn't make it less wrong, just sayin'.
Hey all. I'm a student on a 'Software engineering' speciality at one of russian top10 univiersities, which is considered pretty cool. To others, not to me. And I really need to talk with somepony about the situation I'm in.
While I do have couple of 'study debts' (is that the right word? when you should've done some stuff during the semester but you didn't and now the teacher getting angry) including a course project I haven't started yet, this is not the main problem. The problem is that I don't want to be associated with that speciality at all, and it's the end of the third year of studying with one more ahead. I'd be a complete idiot to drop the study after almost 3/4 of it is behind. But not only I'm tired of it - I really hate it now, to the point that now I want to get a job of loader, general worker, janitor, to join army - actually anything that wouldn't remind me of programming, coding and all that stuff. Partly that's because of the education program, partly because of several ****head teachers, but mainly because I've understood that it's simply "not what i want to do". I've had a nervous breakdown last year, got myself a couple of nasty razor cuts on forearm this winter, and a bit scared of what can happen with me (read: what i can do to myself) if this trend is to continue. The option that my friends and classmates suggest, is to try to take an 'academic leave' ('gap year'? google translates them the same way, but they have different meanings) for half a year, then restore to the same third year I'm at, and then finish the study refreshed and full of energy. The downside of this idea is that I'm pretty sure that during this half year off I'll get even more ideas of "why I don't want to study" and end up the same way.
So here I get stuck. I can't quit the game, I don't have nor power nor will to continue it, and restarting it wouldn't help. Or maybe I'm wrong somewhere and just can't see it. But I surely would be glad to hear any ideas on what I can do and what I should do.
#Mature modeling thread - model something for everypony to see (preferably panties or another piece of clothing), but it can be anything as long as it's cute. feel free to rate. everypony welcome. everypony loved.
make it so
They work for the mercenaries. The mosquito man.
#Mature How about a thread for non-MLP cartoon porn? I don't have any myself because I don't save porn, but if anyone could be kind enough to dump for everyone's viewing pleasure, that would be cool. >pic related, best cartoon housewife
Time to update your uBlock signatures Greetings from /tech/
If you use uBlock and rely on it to fend off malware sites, you really need to update it now. Two of the default lists have just been removed. There are others to chose from.
So drop what you're doing and close those 30 open tabs in whatever flavor of *fox, Safari or Chrome and update your third party signatures now.
A socialist is a person who believes in taking from those who have to give to those who have not, regardless of how much work it took for that person to obtain what he has, and regardless of whether the recipient has done anything to deserve it. Socialists have no respect for life, liberty, or property. Imagine that you have made a cake for just you and your friends. Imagine then that someone else takes that cake, leaves you a slice to share amongst all is your friends, and goes ahead and shares the rest of the cake with his own friends. Or imagine instead that someone decides to confiscate the flour that you bought and says that cakes are inefficient and unhealthy for society. Instead you are only to make bread, and if you don't like it, you'll either have your head chopped off or be forced to work on a rock farm for the rest of your life. Also, so will your children and your children's children, just to make the punishment worse. You don't want to be a socialist,
#Mature why haven't you gotten your draft horse yet?
did they discontinue the equine rump? the outside looks the same, but the insides are different
Pony themed video games This is the thread where we post projects, spoilers, ask for info on a game or discuss what could have been of it, post ideas & theories for future games//what type of game would mlp translate best into(e.g. Hercules, Harry Potter2 PS2, Rayman Origins)
Let's have a serious discussion about PurpleTinker for once... Caution: this is a cringe thread. Just encountered this post, and lost the remaining respect I had for PT.
Sean's between life and death after getting hit by two cars. And this guy here, this degenerate, self-proclaimed horsefamous whore has nothing better to do but criticizing people who say "my prayers belongs to him"
How is it possible to be such an inhuman piece of shit, Anon? I mean, literally how? I checked, his Twitter isn't hacked. Despite being atheist myself, I just want to punch his face like the fist of an angry god right now.
>Anon, why fuck you have that horrible scar in your dick!? where is the rest of you skin!!? >You dick is so disgusting, why your body are mutilated!? of sweet Jesus…
Feels Music Post music that gives you feels.
I'll start the thread off with a couple of my usual feels songs.
#Mature every time use the toilet i inspect my crap to make sure it looks right and doesn't show signs of digestive issues. is that weird? pic unrelated.
Hasbro is on the warpath again Found this news on another image board last night. Seems CinemaQuestria got a C&D letter from Hasbro demanding they stop streaming FIM episodes. As you can see, they gave up without a fight.
I hope this does not become a trend. CinemaQuestria had a really good quality stream and it will be difficult to replace.
Wow, the previous thread was a roaring success; the quantity of Bundle Joy fanart has skyrocketed! On that note, I have a suggestion for the Maternity Ward. If you're a drawfag and visit this thread, especially if you plan to promote your work and/or take requests, try to draw at least one image of our mascot. If you come here and ask for suggestions as to whom to draw (without drawing BunBun first), you'll be called a n00b and told to RtFM.
This is just a suggestion, not a rule, and there'd be no way to enforce it even if it were a rule. But still, Bundle Joy needs some love, capisce? Don't make BunBun sad. :(
Also, Bundle Joy has a birthday coming up on the 16th, so suggestions on ways to commemorate the occasion would be greatly appreciated! Her ask blog is looking for illustrators, so if you're a drawfag with enough free time, contact the mod through Tumblr by submitting an ask to the blog.
Just as a point of clarification, this thread is called the "Breeding General" for a reason; its scope is a bit broader than /mlp/'s Pregnancy General. You are of course still encouraged to post pregnancy stuff, but insemination, oviposition, birth, breastfeeding, and so forth are also welcome! [?](And I think I'll add unbirth to that list too, since it doesn't seem to be able to sustain a thread on its own.)[/?]
I posted one of these to /oat/ but this will be shorter.
Thank you for choosing to spend time here, and I hope you will continue to enjoy what /anon/ has to offer in the future. I'll put together some contests very soon.
Fat Pony Thread#Mature The fuck just happened? edition
tfw#Mature >go a couple days without fapping >think my next fap will be super awesome >can't think of anything good to fap to and too lazy to find porn >force it anyways >fuck up the timing on my orgasm and it doesn't feel nearly as good as it should have >feel like shit >mfw I had a sad cum, bb
who else knows this fel?
Episodes that will never happen The Mane 6 discover they have a group of male fans. Sample dialog: >You're an Alicorn Princess now?! This is not what Fausticorn wanted. >Are you two going to kiss? >DID YOU KNOW PRINCESS CELESTIA IS A RAPIST LOL >Let's get out of here, girls!
#Mature I factory reset my tablet any funny pictures? Note this is the 1st picture I downloaded after reset
Gilda Thread#Mature Post best griffon/human here. No dweebs allowed
So the meathead wormed his way into being a full-blown writer for FiM. VP of Development for Hasbro Studios. Think about this for a moment. The main contact at Hasbro who gives the orders to DHX to obey, now writing for DHX. So he's now both submitting and approving submissions. What could go wrong?
Accents What accents turn you on the most /anon/?
What accents annoy you the most? >Arouse: Russian >Annoy: Japanese, British, Italian, German, and within my own country Bostonian
Interactive Story Buildings. Tall.
Noise. Lots of noise.
Engines maybe? I can't remember...
Running...ya, I was definitely running. And coughing. A lot, but that was normal-to cough a lot. Least I think it was. It's fuzzy. Not just my memory, but the...sky. The...air. It was dark, dirty. Maybe that's why I was coughing? I don't know. Can't remember. Remember. Remember.....remember!
I can't. All I know is that...
My name is Spinny Top...
And I don't know where I came from.
1:Something bad happens
2:Something good happens
3:Something curious happens
Only first 25 votes will be counted
#Mature >You find incriminating photos of Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna with a student >What do?
Responsible hard working American: Obama is a terrible president.
Irresponsible lazy American: Obama is a good president.
Posting ships -mature edition-#Mature Anyship goes! >mlp related >non mlp related >airships >gunships >worships >leaderships >scholarships >...
#Mature >You've done it! >You can feel Celestia's body slowly stop fighting as she was forced to breath in the chloroform, starting to go limp. >It took the longest time to figure out the best time to ambush her. >And you weren't sure if you'd be able to make her pass out before she could focus her magic to throw you off. >... >Uh... >...now what?
We all knew it would happen, and i cant get banned since mature is allowed ANIME PORN TTHREAD
#Mature Renamon making out with a cow
Pony Activities In Finland we have drinking meetups (pussikaljamiitti) every second weekend, and one time someone brought in a Rainbow Rocks activity book as a joke. Turned out it was HILARIOUS, and we're certainly going to get more of them in the future! Here's the locally famous crossword page, subtitled in English for your convenience.
Got any more creatively filled activity books/online activities? Post them here!
Awkward... I have a friend who, despite having a girlfriend, has bisexual feelings for me. I'm all straight though, so his increasingly direct approaches are awkward at best and disturbing at worst. I don't want to hurt him, but threesoming a girl is as far as I'd ever be willing to go.
I'm not really expecting any good advice here, but I'm curious about what you'd have to say. Discuss.
Ass, Glorious Ass Ass thread?
Ya es hora
/anon/ is slow general /anon/ is fucking slow. Nobody's here, because it doesn't have enough content.
How to fix this?
What would convince you to post more often? What kind of content /anon/ needs to attract more people?
#Mature >You come home and walk-in on your waifu with another man/woman >What do?
Also, what is your opinion on cheating, cuckolding and/or netorare?
What would happen if I pored bleach in my vagina?
Rainbow dash Rainbow dash is best pony and no one can say different
I'm looking for a friend of mine from MLPChan. See, we used to hang out on the MLPChan RP thread, but then I had to disappear for IRL bullshit. Now, I can't find the friend. They used to play Gilda all the time. I checked in /rp/, maybe you guys can help.
Matthew 22:37-40 "37 And he said to him, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. 38 This is the great and first commandment. 39 And the second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself. 40 on these two commandments depend all the Law and the Prophets.”"
1 Corinthians 13:13 13 And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
...ponies forget sometimes... greater than any law of the old testament and greater than hope, and even greater than faith itself... is love.
>You want some, Anon?
Does anyone here like video games?
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Why do I get sweaty when I masturbate?
Transgender or "Gender Identy Disorder" In the last 10 years you've heard this. Kids are doing it cause other kids are doing it and think its cool. Theres literally nothing going on here. Dont give into your child just cause they want you too. am I saying its wrong for them to feel this way? no I'm saying that this is more of a 2k+ thing than anything else. For the people who are born with it and actually go thru it then I can understand. But those who are teens and then go thru it are full of shit. You have to remember, when did you start to hear about all this? Almost in the last 5 year maybe 10 at best. Speaking from what I've seen, this is a load of shit. There was a parent that gave into her child cause he didn't like what he was given so she said that it was ok to be a girl. He would pitch a fit, get upset, everything and no therapy, no drugs, no nothing she gave in and didn't see if there was possibly a solution for the child. I don't think that there is a problem with being gay. I don't think it's wrong to be something you've always should be, but at least see if it's a phase first before you declare yourself something you're not.
What really grinds your gears /anon/?
I'm comissioning a pic from an artist friend of mine. Something special for the merger. It won't be porn, but this is the idea; mlpchan and ponychan's mascot ponies (Sugar Bumpkin and Penny Chan) being watched from the bushes by C/anon/ Burst, /anon/'s mascot.
What if they knew? Them ponies knew what we did about them?
Ok, so I don't know how to put all this into words and some of it may sound really, really, REALLY stupid, but I am in a pinch, and I just need to be a Anon and spill my problems for a minute or ten.
I consider myself a person who is open minded and willing to try and learn about new things, but one thing I Never really understood but didn't judge anyone for is online dating.
it just seemed too risky for what it could turn out, or it was just for sex. plan ol' sex. Never seemed smart, just luck based. Maybe I just got lucky.
I have a couple of friends out of state that I keep in touch with through Xbox Live, some (most) I met on the system, some live closer then others, but we all like to play around on our games and always check in with each other when we aren't busy with work or daily life, and the whole group has known each other for years now.
About three years ago, one of my friends met someone online, someone who he talked to on a daily basis and related to well for multiple reasons, good bad or otherwise. And I became good friends with her over time too, but I had online trust issues, and I was always worried about my friend (I will call him Mike for reference) because he almost had blind trust in her, but overtime I trusted her too, I really doubt that someone would try to steal you account info for three years, not to mention they already used each other's accounts for license transfers already, so no theft.
So no, I no longer had distrust over this person at the levels I did, but I still had a problem or two not solved. One, she never talked, she refused to buy a Microphone because of her parents and siblings (yes, she is over 18, but she is trying to earn a degree and has nowhere else to stay) who all are mostly abusive to the youngest, her and two of her other siblings, and they would most likely break or steal anything they got like cell phones or Microphones.
Secondly, She never told Mike her last name, which is odd because they have put the trust of Emails, passwords and entire accounts into each other. Granted Mike has her Creditcard info because he has her account, but he doesn't use it for personal trust reasons.
Either way, after weighing the pros and cons, I judged at the time that she was probably legit, and even if she wasn't, I wasn't the one dating her, and I could help Mike with the grief...
That was until I met her brother.
Her and her brother share a account, and are both the "runts" in their abusive family, as stated before. But I was having some problems with myself a while back, I came to the realization I was Bisexual, and I didn't know how to tell the people around me. Her Brother is gay, and I knew this, so I asked him for some advice, seeing as he was the only guy I knew on some personal level that could give me advice.
Turns out because of his family's history, he actually wasn't the one to ask, because he hasn't told anyone other his sister, and that is why they have such a great bond. He was scared and Personally stunted. Either way, we talked back and forth for months, eventually I told my family and friends about my feeling from his support and I helped give him confidence in his artistic skills, schooling, and social abilities.
For months we talked, played and helped with each other's lives... ...And I fell in love with a man I never have seen or heard, a man who beyond these things, I feel I know better then most people. And he was in love with me from the start.
Then about two months ago, problems began, both him and his sister were online less and less often, and I became worried because they both have a history in depressive behavior, which is caused by where they live. But Mike told me not to worry, because this happens from time to time, and it always get's better.
Neither one of us expected what happened next. Bro and sis That's what I am calling them now messaged us saying that they would be away for a while, as they can no longer afford internet at the house Probably because their druggy and alcoholic family and would be gone for a undetermined amount of time. So, we waited, and kept strong with hopes, but I started thinking about the inconsistency with their names and communication ability again. Well, not Inconsistency, more my distrust for online dating stated at the beginning of this word wall.
Mike and I talked about it Last night for a while, we reminisced on both good times and bad, and it really made me feel more trusting of the whole thing. I Felt that what I was feeling was true.
Then I got a message this morning.
Sent from : [Censored] 12:57:02 PM keep this a secret, im getting internet back thursday if things work out as planned, and Bro been worried bout ya
This, while making me radiantly happy, made me ask more questions, why wouldn't she tell her Boyfriend? Why would she only tell me?
So the point of this whole ramble is that I need some outside Anon Opinions on everything, ask some questions and help me see this from every angel. Most everything I said here was true, and the only details that were altered or removed were to protect personal info.
Can anyone Help?
Zoophilia Alright horsefuckers, how many of you are straight up zoophiles, whether closeted or otherwise?
I'll go first; yes, I am a zoophile. I want a romantic relationship with a pretty mare. How about the rest of you?
Ponychan Grand Reopening Banner Contest At long last we are opening our contest for banner images for the reunified Ponychan.
Everyone is invited to make some banner pictures for potential addition to the site. I will be putting up some prizes for the best of them that I hope you'll find interesting. The prize pool is pictured here. The top two new banners will get their choice of any of these prizes, plus an additional one I'll pick. (If there's a conflict between what each person wants, I'll probably have them flip for it~).
In addition, I'll be posting the original banners mlpchan had; some of them are usable as-they-are, as some were board-specific. I'll ask the staff to add those as-is. Some are really great, and only need a minor revision to work for the new site. If someone would like to take up the task of editing them to reflect the Ponychan name, I'll send something their way as well!
The guidelines for the banners are as such: banners should be 600x150 and less than 75KiB. (Not all of the previous ones fit these specifications, so if you're planning on fixing up the old ones, remember to make them work with those guidelines.) The banners, both old and new, must be sfw.
I will give 2-3 weeks, I think, for banner submission. I can't really give a hard cap for a deadline, since I don't know how many we'll get submitted and how quickly people will submit them. At any rate, I hope you guys have fun creating some banners for the fresh new start of the site, and I look forward to seeing what you come up with. Good luck, and I hope to be sending something to you!
MLP Merch: Vinyl Scratch medium stuffed figure Pinkie Pie medium stuffed figure Applejack medium stuffed figure (2x) Rarity medium stuffed figure Rainbow Dash small stuffed figure Vinyl Scratch small stuffed figure Twilight Sparkle Funko vinyl figure Trixie Lulamoon Funko vinyl figure Derpy Hooves small backpack T-shirt; Discord, Celestia, Nightmare Moon & Mane 6; white, medium T-shirt; Derpy Hooves, japanese script; gray, large Fluttershy medium plastic figure Rarity medium plastic figure Pinkie Pie medium plastic figure Derpy Hooves embossed tin lunchbox IDW official comic - Pinkie, Twilight, Discord cover IDW official mini-comics (4x) Derpy Hooves embossed wallet, black Official CCG deluxe starter pack, Twilight & Applejack Official CCG deluxe starter pack, Rarity & Rainbow Dash Official CCG basic starter pack Vinyl Scratch key cover Derpy Hooves key cover
Steam Games Star Wars™ Jedi Knight™: Jedi Academy™ Star Wars™: Dark Forces Star Wars™ Battlefront™ II Star Wars™ Republic Commando Star Wars™ Empire At War: Gold Pack Star Wars™ The Force Unleashed™: Ultimate Sith Edition
Anime thread Discuss all weeb shit here.
I'm downloading both seasons of K-ON with subs now. I've already seen it dubbed, but I liked it so much that I'm gonna watch it again subbed. I had a dream about it last night-- I dreamed there were ten hours of unreleased episodes and I had to hunt through a jungle to find them.
Also when I originally watched it it was shit streaming quality.
Spoiler and Mature thumbnails>>>/oat/39811544 Letting you guys know about this so you have some input, the NSFW / Mature thumbnail is something thats going to be used exclusively here after all.
If you want to make your own images, feel free to make them in this thread, no need to do it in /oat/ as i'll just keep an eye on both threads.
Only constraints: 100 x 125px with immediately recognisable colour schemes, so it's obvious what's a site thumbnail and what isnt.
EDIT: I'm a retard with cross board links, should work now. EDIT2: Proposed thumbnails are in the thread faggots, take a look.
I just went I whole month without masturbating.
Drunk Thread There used to be one of these every night.
I'm home alone pounding cider. What's up with yall?
8chan is down Papa 8chan is down again, can I stay with you for a few?
YOU'RE BROWSING /anon/, the WORST board on MLPchan!
I would like to again thank everyone here for their patience through this process, and for the willingness to continue on with what /anon/ has to offer. I look forward to seeing the board being more fruitful through the merge and I hope you'll do what you can to preserve and promote the unique and anonymous culture of the board now that the merge has finally crystallized.
/anon/ is one of my favorite things, and one of the best decisions I think I made. I truly hope it remains something really enjoyable and space you have helped make it.
Again, nothing has changed for /anon/s setup and structure and guidelines. What made it "it" remains, and most importantly though, that's the people who make it that way.
- some old ponyfag
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